Mayor Davis Slams the Door on Booty
Shortly before last night’s council meeting, Dan called my attention to this little gem of an agenda item. Nothing could
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Pete Newman Goes to the Slammer. Like, Forever.
The ex-Kanakuk Kamp counselor, Pete Newman, who also happened to be a child molester, was sentenced yesterday to two consecutive life
Read moreSummer 2010 Book of Rules
It’s clear that we need an official Park Cities Summer Rule Book. Feel free to suggest additions, this is just an
Read moreNew HPHS Band Director Has Some Cleanin’ Up To Do
Tim Gunter, the new Highland Park High School band director, was the recipient of a surprise office redo. Can we get
Read moreLOST. The Finale That Made The Sopranos Feel Like Closure.
As you can see from the sign I posted on my bedroom door last night, I’m a huge fan of Lost
Read moreMy Crack is Showing and It’s Super Embarrassing
A smoking hot pair of pants won’t cover this sucker. If I had to choose between an iPhone crack and the other kind, I’d
Read morePark Cities Poop Patrol. The Dog Doo-Doo Leavers Would Finally Get What They Deserve.
I’d link to a column I wrote a few years ago about dog owners who leave disgusting waste behind (not
Read moreTake Your Children to the Park and Leave Them There?
The first time my oldest daughter announced she was heading out for a run, I had heart palpitations. What if she’s [almost] abducted
Read moreThe Bradfield Yearbook Saga in Numbers
Aside from the countless hours spent by salaried employees, HPISD has incurred $8,250 in attorney fees dealing with the Bradfield
Read moreOverheard in University Park. In 2010.
I haven’t had such a retro moment since, well, March 25th. But this morning in the coffee line I heard
Read moreLocal Realtors on High Alert
The following e-mail from a local realtor has been circulating with this attachment. And I’ve got to say, open houses have
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