His Whole Family Had Jeans on Their Wish Lists

Alternate headline: “He Didn’t Have Time to Try Any On”

Christmas Eve got off to an exciting start at The Gap on the southeast corner of Preston and Royal. At 9:15 yesterday morning, a thief ran out of the store with 30 pairs of jeans valued at $1,439.70. This creep will likely end up on the cops’ naughty list; the store manager was able to snap a clear picture of the license plate on the blue 1997 Honda sedan driven by his accomplice.

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