Nobody at DSW Wants to Get Slapped
There was an item in this week’s police blotter that made a couple of us chuckle:
At 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 11, a thief entered DSW at Preston Center and placed nine Michael Kors purses with a combined value of $1,500 over his right arm. He then walked calmly out the front door, threatening to slap anyone who came near him, before fleeing in a black 1999 Buick sedan. Employees say this is the third time he has stolen from the store.
Based on years of watching Project Runway, I can easily see Kors himself calmly threatening to slap anyone who came near him.
“I’ll slap you if you ever design another pair of capris.”
Dan…you’ve watched Project Runway for years?
That’s the real story here.