Nobody at DSW Wants to Get Slapped

Nina Garcia, Michael Kors, and Heidi Klum of "Project Runway" (Photo: Lifetime)

There was an item in this week’s police blotter that made a couple of us chuckle:

At 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 11, a thief entered DSW at Preston Center and placed nine Michael Kors purses with a combined value of $1,500 over his right arm. He then walked calmly out the front door, threatening to slap anyone who came near him, before fleeing in a black 1999 Buick sedan. Employees say this is the third time he has stolen from the store.

Based on years of watching Project Runway, I can easily see Kors himself calmly threatening to slap anyone who came near him.

2 thoughts on “Nobody at DSW Wants to Get Slapped

  • December 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    “I’ll slap you if you ever design another pair of capris.”

  • December 20, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    Dan…you’ve watched Project Runway for years?

    That’s the real story here.


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