SMU Police Attempt to Catch The Most Camera-Friendly Thief in School History

Just saw this SMU campus crime alert, from Sept. 5:

Bicycle Thefts Alert 05sept2012

Can we talk for a second about how SMU got this dude’s photos, because they’re obviously not from a security camera. A few options:

1. Facebook
2. A lapsed eHarmony profile
3. The Harvard crew team’s website

Am I right in thinking these are the nicest, most personal photos you’ve ever seen on something that’s essentially a wanted poster? Anyway: see something, say something, etc.

3 thoughts on “SMU Police Attempt to Catch The Most Camera-Friendly Thief in School History

  • September 11, 2012 at 9:36 am
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    Wow, a Harvard grad (looks like a Crew guy, too) is stealing bikes. What’s this world coming to?

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  • September 11, 2012 at 12:42 pm
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    Guys from Harvard like to “redistribute” – if you cant raise taxes take the rich kids bikes 🙂

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  • September 19, 2012 at 2:37 am
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    um just because he’s wearing a harvard shirt doesn’t mean he went to school there :/

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