UP Cops Have The Prettiest Rides
At least according to Law and Order magazine (Yes, that’s a real magazine, not just loose-leaf paper stapled together with Law and Order fan fiction filling the pages).
A University Park cop nominated the department for the magazine’s Vehicle Design Contest, and the folks at L&O awarded UP with first prize for municipal departments with 10 to 50 officers.
“This vehicle features a unique design,” the judges wrote. “The ‘POLICE’ letters jump out at you, so there’s no doubt what you’re looking at when you see it. The color scheme is sharp.”
So kudos, UP officers. YOU have the handsomest cop cars in all the land.
And the nicest Police Officers as well. That’s Tucker..spelled T.U.C.K.E.R…James Tucker. The nicest officers. Really. I drive a white suburban. Did I mention they have the nicest officers?
i’ve got to know, if this police car is
#1578, where do they park their fleet?
The finest our tax dollars can buy.
On second thought, at least they’re not driving Cayenne Turbos.
They’re not pretty when viewed through your rear-view mirror with lights that make a Tahoe look like a Christmas tree.
So tidy. So pretty. So clean. So PC. Do they decorate with antlers and wreaths for the holidays, too? Now THAT would be festive law enforcement!