So, Um, About That Dunk Tank …
As you know if you read this blog, we really hyped the dunk tank we were supposed to have at Goar Park yesterday. And as you know if you were at Goar Park yesterday, we had no dunk tank.
The vendor called us Monday morning as we were prepping our booth and said he wouldn’t be able to make it because he had a flat tire. Which is totally understandable, given that a flat tire is an insurmountable obstacle that couldn’t possibly be solved in a timely fashion. I mean, if one of your tires is flat, what on earth are you supposed to do about it?
Needless to say, we want our money back. If we don’t get it soon, I’ll go ahead and name the vendor here so the rest of you can avoid our mistake of doing business with him.
Man, why couldn’t this have happened when I was being dunked?
In the spirit of lame excuses, a few years ago we ordered a pizza from Papa John’s but it was never delivered because “the delivery guy’s car was stolen” with our pizza in the trunk.
Them sons o’ b*tches! Where’s the h*ell’s our dunk tank?…………Sounds like an Obama excuse: “Ya know we’s can change the Law of Physics if you tell us when it was passed”…….Haha