The Situation is always looking to protect his boys from grenades. It hit me recently- this is EXACTLY what we need in the PTA, an actual Grenade Chairman, someone who will sacrifice herself for the other moms. Now, The Situation uses this term to describe the one ugly chick in each group of total babes who must be entertained or she’ll drag the whole gang home, ruining the fun for everyone.
But in the PTA, the grenade isn’t necessarily bad looking, she’s the dementor. And she needs to be distracted before all of the happy volunteers get the life sucked out of them.
It’s probably too late to add the position this year but word to the 2011-2012 PTA presidents, grab yourself a grenade chair. I’m just sayin’.