Merritt Patterson - People Newspapers

Parkies Munching at Jake’s Instead of Jack’s?

An east of 75 dwelling Overheardian wants to know what’s up with Parkies on his turf. Over the last few weekends, we’ve

An Overheardian trying to get her pulse on the fashion beat for the over 40 crowd wants to know what

If you cleared out your dad’s safety deposit box on Friday, this guy is looking for you. Because you’re cute and

Watch out, Scots! Your classmates are turning on you and sending pics of violations in progress. Hey, Mr. Texter, in the

An Overheardian and lifelong Parkie finally speaks his mind about the oddly placed stump in Snider Plaza between Park

Yesterday you met the 80s Rettig. Today, meet the 80s Geilich. Yikes on the mullet.

Speaking of the 80s, Rettig had some sweet bangs.

I saw a typically hip Parkie wearing twist-a-beads this morning. It’s alarming but I’m trying to stay calm while I investigate the following.

If we could access the archives of the last several years (deep sigh), I’d point you to a column I

A note from frequent commenter “bc” in response to my spring break post. Genius really. I don’t get a Spring Break, so

What do Parkies really mean? How much money do you have? How much did you spend last week? Where did