Last year on the Fourth of July, I found myself walking Preston Road, pouring sweat. This year, I take a more sedentary approach.
Swing by the Park Cities People booth at Goar Park Wednesday, and you’ll have a chance to drop me into the drink. Many of you may see this as a chance to get back at me for this.
Wait, you actually like me? Well, in that case you can throw a friend up on the dunk tank, and drop them. All proceeds go to support Mad for Plaid.
In my role as dunk tank barker, I hope I can do Gary Busey proud. If your name is Wino Willie, watch out: