An HP Resident Wants to Sell You His Bong
Georgia struck gold a few weeks back when she found the “I’ll trade you a Maltese for a Macbook” Craigslist ad.
Well, we now have someone you wants to sell you his “water pipe.” According to the ad, the bong’s “only been used a couple of times but hits great and clean.” I don’t know if “hits great and clean” is an expression, or just poor grammar, but that pipe does look pretty clean.
Oh and it’s not broken or anything: “I just don’t need it anymore.” He’s moved up, probably has a super-sweet three-footer he’s currently plowing through as we speak, with The Price is Right on in the background.
A few things:
- There isn’t a better market for selling used bongs than Craigslist?
- Really, anywhere is probably better than Craigslist, where your phone number is displayed for literally the entire world to see.
- Anyone recognize that kitchen?
Wow. I thought HP kids were smarter than that.
Who said anything about kids?
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This is hilarious…
Maybe his glaucoma cleared up.
So exactly what did he want to barter a bong for? I want to know what kind of people answer the add.
Excellent find, Brad!
I’m going off-topic, here, but think I may even have another Craigslist item for our list — courtesy of my stepdad, who found it on the San Antonio page. It’s the creepiest “ice cream van” in the world. And it doesn’t even have air-conditioning.
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/3098755685.html
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