SMU Investigating Possible Degree Thief

Every couple weeks, I take a stroll through the SMU crime logs, finding stolen coyote pelts and damaged fountains.

During today’s perusal, I found this number:

120563    8:32 AM.    Fraudulent,Substandard, or Fictitious Degree:  SMU Police Department/3128 Dyer Street.  A non affiliated person has forged a diploma, staged a graduation and changed the name on a  student’s transcript.    Open.

The part I’m most interested in is the “staged a graduation” part. Like, did he have his own ceremony? With a tiny stage built for one? I also assume he wore a fake mustache, because when is that not funny.

2 thoughts on “SMU Investigating Possible Degree Thief

  • June 11, 2012 at 12:07 pm
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    At least it proves that even if your daddy can buy your way into SMU, he can’t buy your way through it. “Staged” could mean professional photo in cap & gown w/diploma, new BMW, and mustache.

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  • June 11, 2012 at 5:19 pm
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    Hey Bradford, I know the person in question. Call me. That’s just one of the many things going on.

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