Rule Number One: Don’t Take a Man’s Cowboy Hat
I’ll let the Highland Park DPS blotter do the talking:
24 SATURDAY
Between 6:30 and 6:50 p.m., someone stole a $750 Stetson silverbelly cowboy hat from Patrizio’s in Highland Park Village. The victim suspects a man with whom he “had a confrontation [with] earlier in the evening over a female in the bar.” The suspect later told a waitress “You better call the cops because I’m about to kick [the victim’s] ass.”
did he have a red neck?
He didn’t, because he used to have a hat; now…not so much.