SMU Students: Keep Better Track of Your Things
Last month we had the coyote pelt. This month is just carelessness. Get it together, SMU, or just keep an eye on your stuff.
March 1 2:31 PM. Theft: Phi Delta Theta House/3072 SMU Blvd. A student reported theft of his bicycle. He called back to report a friend had borrowed the bicycle. Closed.
March 3 7:30 PM. Burglary of Vehicle: Moody Coliseum. A student reported the theft of her iPad from her car, she later called and said she found her iPad. Closed.
March 16 2:01 PM. Theft: Underwood Law Library/6550 Hillcrest Avenue. A student reported theft of his backpack containing a Laptop computer. The student later reported he found his backpack and computer. Closed
March 18 12:07 PM. Burglary Of Vehicle: South Quad Lot/6000 Ownby Drive. A student reported some unknown person entered her vehicle and took cash out of her purse. She later reported the money was found. Closed.
These all sound like when my grandmother kept accusing her neighbor of coming in the house and stealing her ice.
In the end, it was Alzheimers. Maybe some early testing of SMU students might help.
And, that made me spew my beverage onto my keyboard. Closed.
It’s a shame that after all of that tuition $ a lot of smu kids still come out stupid.
“March 23, 2012: Report from Pi Beta Phi Sorority house that a student had her dignity stolen at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house the night before. Student later called called back to say she had actually just given it away…Closed”
I’m impressed they all called back to say they found the items, I would have been too embarrassed!
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I had a cousin who always seemed to have things stolen. Instead of learning the lesson of caring for his belongings, he was always furnished with newer and better things. Perhaps their mommies and daddies have caught onto the gig & said no new bike/IPad/laptop/cash if you can’t keep up with the first. Surprise! Items found!
That never worked with my retainer.
Ah, the times I spent digging through the lunch trash behind the cafeteria…
I think they’re smoking too much stash!