Wanted: Coyote Pelt
From this month’s SMU Crime report:
February 22
120215 10:13 AM. Theft: Owens Arts Center/6101 Bishop Blvd. A faculty member reported theft of her video camcorder and a coyote pelt. The theft occurred sometime between 2/1-2/21. Open.
So many questions.
1. What was the pelt being used for? Scarf? Fine with me.
2. Would you take a professor more of less seriously if they had a coyote pelt in their office? I’m inclined to say “more,” but only if said pelt still included the head.
3. Why was nothing else taken? I imagine there were plenty of other things of value between “video camcorder” and “coyote pelt.”
4. The theft occurred “sometime between 2/1-2/21.” How do you not realize your coyote pelt is missing?
5. Wouldn’t this be a much better story if the coyote reincarnated, then stole the camcorder to document his travels?
A coyote pelt and a camcorder? TIme to round up the usual roadrunners.
Video Camcorder? – was he a history professor?
Check Etsy.
Maybe they found inspiration from this:
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/13/coyote-ugly/