A tired trope, but one that was bound to land here anyway.
I did a pretty cursory search for “Sh*t Park Cities Residents Say,” but didn’t find any hits. Isn’t there some engineering HPHS junior with an iPhone that’s willing to make this happen? A few quick suggestions:
– “Ugh, the parking’s always so bad at Snider Plaza.”
– “I saw Troy Aikman on the Katy Trail.”
– “Why is there ALWAYS so much construction on Preston Road?”