Key Questions About First Half of Scots’ Game Against Woodrow Wilson
All questions were posed by 3-year-old Zachary Koller:
“Daddy, what happened?” (after nearly every play)
“Daddy, who’s that?” (every time the announcer spoke)
“Daddy, what’s that?” (at least five times in reference to the scoreboard)
“Daddy, where’d the football people go?” (at halftime, when the score is Scots 28-Woodrow 17)
A budding journalist, I’d say! Who, What, Where, is a great start. He is a cutie!
He is cute and astute. Good question, too: why did people leave at half? Eleven points hardly seems a safe margin.
@DemBones: By “football people,” he meant the players, who were in their locker rooms at the time.
@Dan. Got it!
What does young Zachary have in his hand?
A tiny duffel bag full of pull-ups and wipes. His mother and I have decided that he’ll be carrying those around himself until they are no longer necessary.