Confucius Says: Drink Coffee
Finally, here’s a national holiday I can really get behind: today is National Coffee Day. I’m not sure who or what has declared this special occasion, but I fully support it. To celebrate, many local establishments, including 7-11 and Krispy Kreme, are offering free coffee today, but, alas, Starbucks is not.
Today is also Confucius Day, and I’m good with that, too. How do you think Confucius became so wise, anyway? By drinking coffee, that’s how. Look it up, it’s on the Internet.