Dear Style Network, About That Big Rich Texas Show
I found the perfect message for Style Network regarding their latest reality show, Big Rich Texas, in the most unexpected place.
While his sisters were away at camp, my 8 year old son decided to have a little fun. He sent letters saying he had won a trip around the world and each day he mailed a homemade postcard from exotic destinations complete with photos of himself at famous landmarks as proof.
My camper could have played along. Or she could have stopped opening mail from him all together. But she saw his game as an assault on her intelligence.
Her response was straight-forward:
Dear William,
I am not stupid. You are just cutting out pictures and pasting them to pictures.
YOU ARE NOT GOING AROUND THE WORLD.
I decided that’s how many of us feel about Big Rich.
Dear Style Network,
We are not stupid. You are just cutting out pictures and pasting them to pictures.
THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF DALLAS’ ELITE. Though it is a trainwreck we’ll watch til the bitter end.
You can find the recap of episode 2 tomorrow on D Magazine’s FrontRow.
Woodhaven also known as “Hoodhaven”. Not in a good neighborhood and everything there looks completely run down. So much for the one of the most exclusive clubs in Dallas.
That letter is hilarious, Merritt:) BYE!
Hah!!! That’s awesome. Please please send to Style Network on our behalf.