Neighbor Needs Help Finding Serious Merchandise

I had to wear glasses as a kid — super thick, complicated, medically expensive glasses — and managed to lose and break them as often as they could be wrangled onto my fool head. Once I accidentally threw away an extra-fancy pair, which resulted in close personal contact with a Dumpster and later a masking-tape repair job. Not cute. Others were destroyed via basketballs, trees, asphalt, horses, etc.

So. I sympathize with this Good Neighbor poster (who says he doesn’t mind including his name and phone number). Any chance we can help him?