Rentafriend.com. Seriously.
Short on friends? It’s your lucky day. You can rent one. Just enter your zip code and find someone like Richmond, he’s available to the friendless from 75205. He’s 24 years old and is available for prom dates or to be your wingman. He’ll give you advice and introduce you to people. As if you weren’t already sold, he also has a driver’s license and is available to run errands or be friends with the handicapped or disbaled.
Prom date? 24? Is that legal? I don’t know whether to slow clap him or keep an eye on him…
Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I’m playing
I guess that’s easier and cheaper than buying a wife.
w….t…..f
“Get goofy?” Richmond appears to be based on Cedar Springs.
Isn’t this basically the fraternity / sorority model? Or maybe the greek model is the Costco approach to this — renting your friends in bulk.
He looks like a young, freaky Tony Robbins.
I know him! well I don’t know him very well, but he lives on my street. Definitely a frat boy.
1.) It’s “fraternity” not frat, you don’t call your “country”…you get the idea.
2.) No self-respecting fratter wears an silk light green (?) tie with matching hanky. Only the hair is legit.
3.) Oh Matt, defaulting to the poor man’s view of greek life.