Where’s Miss Park Cities?
Today’s Dallas Morning News includes a story about the upcoming Miss Texas pageant. As I scanned the list of competitors, I found Miss Dallas, Miss Irving, and even Miss White Rock Lake — but no Miss Park Cities. How is it that nobody has invented or claimed that title yet?
Because it wouldn’t be fair. Miss Park Cities would win every year.
Because ALL the PC women think they’re Miss Park Cities.
And risk losing to Miss Duncanville? Miss White Settlement? MIsses Texarkana, Southlake, Plano or Irving? The humiliation would be unbearable.
Could you imagine how much money the crazy moms would spend on plastic surgery and outfits and personal trainers and nutritionists for their little darlings? And then if they lost? Or if they won the other little moms and their loser darlings would shun them. Oh the humanity!
And what Matt and A.B. said.
Love what Matt said!