I had dinner at Javier’s on Saturday night for the first time in years. Although the food was great, here are a few reasons why it may be years before I return:
1. That chair may have been the most uncomfortable I’ve ever experienced. The back is literally perpendicular to the floor, and the seat is wide enough to hold an “America’s Next Top Model” contestant but not anyone who enjoys Mexican food on a regular basis.
2. Our table was a lot like a bobblehead doll. The surface was never completely still throughout our two-hour meal.
3. Above the urinal in the men’s room, there’s a photo of three banditos who are looking down, pointing, and laughing. Not exactly a confidence booster.